Bitches

Throughout my life, I have had to deal with some real bitches. I only have three girlfriends that I really consider friends and one is really more like a sister. I love her because she has always been honest with me and never tried to use and abuse me. Beatrice is exactly what a friend should be, and Monica and Keonica are just as good. Every other bitch I have met has proved to be just that...a worthless bitch. I personally don't know why I always seemed to get screwed in these little 'girl & girl friendships.' I am a kind person who is mild mannered and would do anything to help a person in need. I am not the jealous type. Whenever my friends have something exciting, good, or wonderful happen in their lives happen, I am right there to cheer them on and say good job and be happy for them. I don't talk behind my friends' backs or lie to their faces. I am always honest, upfront, and treat them the way I would want to be treated. That is how I am with everyone in my life and people I meet. I am honest and fair with people, no matter if you're my mother, sister, friend, boyfriend, professor, employer, associate, someone I just met five fucking minutes ago, or my freaking trash man! I treat everyone like a human beings should be treated: with respect, dignity, honest, and as an equal.

So tell me why not everyone follows these simple rules for relationships! Why did my best friend of nearly 6 years try to frame me for drug possession and underage alcohol possession our senior year in high school? Why did my other then best friend call me a nigger? Why did I go to a bachelorette party with about 15 of my so-called friends and one of these little sluts degrade me while the others sat back and did nothing...and then later went on as if nothing happened? Why did Tami Tsunami call me an ignorant bitch, make fun of my heritage, and then make up horrible lies to tell everyone? Well ladies and gentlemen, I have come to the conclusion that jealousy and ignorance reins supreme in the minds of most females.

I think druggie bitch number one was jealous because I was going to college on a full scholarship and she wasn't because she whored around and partied all through school instead of getting her lesson so now I am getting ready to graduate from college with a 3.5 GPA and she is still in smelly ass Lake County working an equally smelly dead end job...and has been arrested for numerous drug charges. She is white trash if ever someone was white trash and she had the audacity to call me a nigger and threaten to burn a cross in my front yard...real nice. Bitch number 2, or who I like to call the drunken, sunken guidette, was jealous of me because I went to college on full scholarship AND people liked me when everyone hated her and I was her only friend...awwwww. Maybe if you weren't such a stuck up, lying, triffling hoe, people would enjoy your company a lot more. I hope you are having fun with all your other plastic little sorority chickie d's up at FSU because when you get back to the L.C. (they always come back for some reason ), you can enjoy the same fake, empty, plastic life that your racist soccer mom mother enjoys. And tramp number three (Tami Tsunami), was jealous of me because I don't have a boyfriend who drinks and verbally abuses me that I happened to have had a baby for. I don't whore around, and I have a college degree in political science...not my own made up credentials. So now she too is back in the L.C. (along with her fiance and 3 month old baby) living with her parents in their house and is now going to school for face painting...nice. I now see why Kurt Cobain said a friend is nothing but a known enemy. Oh, and once I found out their true colors...I did bite back...hard. I am a sweetheart by nature but don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness...ever=-)

So, the moral of the story is: Don't be fooled by girls' seemingly sweet, caring, and authentic exterior, because chances are they are just trying to get close enough to you to try to destroy you. True story.

Women, when we should be sticking together, always seem to feel the need to betray each other over the slightest of things. - Mary Beth